Top Cat: You were reading a book? Spook: Well, like, I was faking it, but this book is so far out, I got hooked. Dibble Spook: Man, ain't this heat a gas? Top Cat: Where were you? Spook: Like, I was making the public library scene. Top Cat: Well? What's the matter with you guys? Haven't you ever seen anyone with something in his eye before? Choo Choo: Sure we did, T.C. Benny: Yeah, T.C.? Top Cat: You got a hanky I can borrow? Benny: Sure, T.C.
Spook: Yeah, he's one real cool cat, man. Officer Dibble: Now will you cut out the stalling and give me the kid?Ĭhoo Choo: Gee, I wish I could be tough and hard like T.C. Officer Dibble: Furthermore, before you can adopt a baby you have to be shown as a legal hardworking citizen, with a regular fixed income! Top Cat: Oh, boy. Officer Dibble: We take the kid in and find him a new home. There's laws about recovering lost property and abandoned kids come under that heading. And what are you going to teach him, roulette? Brain: We could take him to night school and put him through some courses.
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Now hand him over! Top Cat: But Dib, we were going to adopt the kid ourselves! Officer Dibble: Are you kidding? YOU guys? Benny: We'll take care of him, honest! Chooch knows how to handle diapers! Officer Dibble: Oh, sure, pal. Minds the Baby Officer Dibble: Okay, so he was abandoned and you found him. Who else would tolerate your incompetence? T.C. What're you doin' besides warming the chair? Sure it's Dibble. No pets! Especially not ones with ten-foot tongues! I'll clean up! The Case of the Absent Anteater Top Cat: The verdict is unanimous. Frozen Fudgsicle? What are you, some kind of a nut or something? Benny, I realize you never finished kindergarten, but certainly you know that nobody sells frozen Fudgsicles in the winter. and keep digging! The Long Hot Winter Benny: Step right up, folks! Who's next? Only five cents apiece, and they're going fast! Step right up and form a line, folks! Hey, T.C.? This is your last chance! Top Cat: Look, Benny, can't you see I'm busy freezing? What are you doing out in weather like this anyway? And what's my last chance? Benny: Your last chance to buy a frozen Fudgsicle! Top Cat: Sorry, try me next summer. The Tycoon Top Cat: It's got to be here, fellas, it's got to be here! Keep looking. Rafeefleas Officer Dibble: I'm sure he'll use his share of the reward to pay an outstanding restaurant bill. Here you are with my compliments, and, ah, forget the reward. Stiffany: it saves you the cost of a cutter! Just think of all these sparkling jewels, ready to capture the hearts of young ladies. Top Cat: Hold it, hold it.! Oh, no! Look at it this way, Mr. The Unscratchables Choo Choo: What do we do, T.C.? Top Cat: We'll get some police protection! Choo Choo: How? There isn't a cop in sight! Top Cat: That's what you think, there's always one behind a billboard! "Naked Town." Benny: Oooooh, what he said! Top Cat: Don't encourage him, Benny. sick sick sick sick sick! Naked Town Top Cat: I tell ya that Dibble will never learn to be firm with the sergeant. Only instead of making it, we OWE it! The Missing Heir Top Cat: I feel sick. Your horsey will be all right in Africa, meeting its distant relatives like zebras, camels, llamas.
That horse is out of here and we're in the clear. Top Cat: There, there, Benny, it's all right. And he so loved to have his picture taken. The $1,000,000 Derby Benny: He was a good horse, a real nice horse. Officer Dibble's is still practically brand new. Top Cat: Remember, I've been using my brain for years. The closest he's ever come to royalty was once when he had a pair of kings playing poker. Benny: Is it all right to wear Turkish towel if I'm an Indian? Top Cat: Sure, Dibble won't know the difference. HEY, LADY! WAIT! Top Cat: See ya when I get back, Dib! The Maharajah of Pookajee Top Cat: Wrap a towel around your head, Benny. Top Cat: Dibble, how about taking care of that 347? Officer Dibble: What's a 347? Top Cat: Preventing a serious accident! There, do you see that old lady about to get run over by a truck? Officer Dibble: Come on, T.C., do you really think you can fool me with. We're traveling incognito, you get what I mean? Benny: Is that better than tourist class?